Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Come back. Shots need mouths.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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