Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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