The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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