The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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