So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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