It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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