My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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