Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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