Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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