The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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