i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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