Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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