Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
This toilet bowl is my home.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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