I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Randomize
