Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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