Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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