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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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