is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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