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never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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