I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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