I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
there was a trapeze. enough said
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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