yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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