upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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