? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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