People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
jump out the window naked night went bad
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