I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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