I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
His hands were made for my vagina.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
