just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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