Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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