We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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