it was like his penis was on wheels.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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