so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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