He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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