Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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