pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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