North Korea, Best Korea!
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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