The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you win again, gameday.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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