We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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