that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
