is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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