I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
