I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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