Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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