so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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