If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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