she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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