We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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