Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
