someone get that fucking seahorse.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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