saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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